Anonymous inquired:

Okay I need to rant about my crush to someone. He has these beautiful blue-green eyes, and short soft brown hair. He's a political science/history double major and he knows his shit when it comes to science, history, and international politics. (he doesn't care about american but that's my specialty, so I don't mind) We have great conversations about the world and he respects my ideas. I spent all today texting him because we're both away on spring break - I'm falling hard for him.

He sounds wonderful wow especially the history/political science part I wish I could find a boy like that you should go for it omg

17 Apr 14 @ 11:28 pm  —  reblog

you guys should tell me about your crushes or how your day was or literally anything i can’t sleep and ive got nothing to do

17 Apr 14 @ 11:18 pm  —  reblog
Fat Lip
by Sum 41 on All Killer No Filler
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nosdrinker:

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hotclog:

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

17 Apr 14 @ 11:08 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

I GET TO SEE MY DOGS TOMORROW

17 Apr 14 @ 11:04 pm  —  reblog
bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

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circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

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mainheaux:

Look at this contouring god

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flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

17 Apr 14 @ 9:46 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

Thank you.

17 Apr 14 @ 8:34 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

littlesquelette:

tarassein:

long story short, don’t ever start cutting

This is important

17 Apr 14 @ 8:32 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

iamcode:

mycaterpie:

twelfthcloctcr:

dustychica:

annyoung89:

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

17 Apr 14 @ 8:31 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

8 days til i see twenty one pilots oh my gOD?

17 Apr 14 @ 8:29 pm  —  reblog
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